lacetti


a mysterious sp-ceship claimed to be a model of the chevrolet lacetti. it is able to leave the earth’s atmosphere if ‘it’ (an alien) is inside the automobile. it is also meteor proof, so whenever a meteor strikes the vehicle, it just bounces off and brakes into smaller pieces.

also lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.
yo, vlad, where is it?
idk, probably going home with lacetti.

yo, vlad, i saw lacetti parked on the street, eh!
it is only 2:30, it should have come only at 3:30!

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