lack-of-ink-o-phobia
the fear of not having a pen when you need one. this condition may cause a person (usually female) to carry at least 5 pens in her purse.
“d-mn, her purse must weigh 20 pounds!”
“ya, she’s got the lack-of-ink-o-phobia…”
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