Lack-toast-in-toddler-ant
when you can’t eat dairy shyt cause youre g-ssy shyt will make err one flee fo the woods
“dam dogg no chesse fo me!”
“im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get h-lla g-ssy my homeskilit buscuit”
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