Laconophilia
the irresistible desire to shout: “sparta!!!” every few minutes, it is often accompanied by kicking people in the chest and wanting to dine in h-ll
people with laconophilia often share an irrational hatred towards persians
person: what is this?
person with laconophilia: this is spaarrtttaaa!!!!
-person with laconophilia kicks person into a pit-
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