Lacrymology
some bs pseudo-science / philosophy that was invented by the band tool to help sell their cd’s to a bunch of emo-type whiners.
bloke #1: dude! maynard’s (tool frontman) lacrymology is so deep and original 🙁
bloke #2: boo-hoo! stop whining you h-m-.
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