lactose persistence


a condition of genetic mutants, the state of almost 0% of asian adults, 40% of adults worldwide, and under 50% of u.s. adults, ie., the european genetic mutation which allows the persistence of the childhood ability to digest milk and its products.
unlike that fart-faced genetic mutant sven, with lactose persistence, hung long and i don’t drink milk anymore.

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