ladar
ability to sense the presence of fine looking ladies in the vicinity without having to rely on any visual contact.
this dawg can spot a fine female -rs- by just listening to her footsteps…he’s a phat ladar!
stands for “laser–ssisted data and readout”.
uses infrared emmissions to create a map of the nearby area. will likely be in use within the next 10-100 years.
sp-ce pirate 1: “cr-p! how’d they find us?”
sp-ce pirate 2: “they must have ladar systems!”
sp-ce pirate 1: “but i thought we had signal jammers!”
sp-ce pirate 2: “you can’t jam lasers, you moron!”
sp-ce pirate 1: “oh. well at least i’m not dea–zorch!-
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