LaDezma
v. the artful way of beating someone to death and bringing them back so they owe you their life.
explanation: people do not remember who knocked them out, all they remember was walking by and then waking up in the hospital. all you have to do is bring them back and they think you saved them, therefore they have a life debt to you.
my boss is being a total -sshole, i’m gonna have to ladezma him and make him my b-tch.
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