Ladies and Gentlemen
a phrase used to formally address any group of people. effectively eliminates the meaning behind the terms, “ladies,” and “gentlemen.”
geometry teacher: ladies and gentlemen, we shall now explore ways to prove triangles are congruent.
lady: boring! geometry sucks! i hate math!
gentleman: yeah, can we have free time instead?
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