Ladies Bible Study
a message sent to thousands of university of michigan email addresses advertizing a small bible study meeting for the “women of proverbs” at league rm d @ 7pm, which lead to a m-ssive deluge of spam from those of double digit iq asking to have their specific address removed from the list.
“ladies bible study tonight! come out to the league rm d @ 7pm for women of proverbs 31 bible study.”
“remove me from this list”
“don’t reply to all!”
“don’t reply at all!”
“omfg noes!”
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