lady diesel


a girly girl with muscles.
she’d rather get her hair and nails done than go to the gym.
she’s a glamor girl with guns.
she was born with biceps.
she can’t get rid of her muscles no matter how hard she tries.
lady diesel looks like angela b-ssett.

serena williams is a lady diesel. she loves fashion and hates her muscles.

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