Lady Fart


another word for ‘queef’ (when air is released from the v-g-n-, making a farting noise), which is cl-ssier and could be used in everyday conversation.
-“oh! what was that noise?”
-“i’m sorry, i had to lady fart”

-“i heard that she could lady fart on command!”
a significant fart emitted by a person of the female persuasion. used to claim/excuse a fart. can be used by a person to forewarn surrounding individuals of an oncoming smell. said in a high pitched, lady-like voice that is drawn out.
girl: -loud fart-….”lady fart…”

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