lady garden
the pubic area of a female, as popularised by the lipgloss b-tches (bb5 uk)
“i’ll need to trim my lady garden before i get into my bikini!”
noun. a place of great interest to many horticulturalists, but ironically not uphill gardeners. coloquially used to describe an overgrown patch which has been in need of a good digging over for some while.
an unkempt protective layer of hair covering the pubic mound on a woman’s body. terry waite’s allotment
“i think it’s about time your ladygarden was sorted again. i just caught spurt reynolds in your hedge when i attempted entering the pink palace, and he doesn’t look happy to me!”
a polite term for those of us who prefer the not so dirty words. ladygarden is defined as the well cared for area before a man enters a lady cave. note to reader: you may come across some badly tended gardens, but do not fear call 118 for your nearest salon
martin went for a ramble in claire’s ladygarden
lady garden: the female downstairs parts.
otherwise known as v-g-n-, p-ssy, minge, gash, kebab, fl-ng-, fanjita, f-nny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, c-nt, mingita, vag, sn-tch, tw-t, front bottom.
“ooh me lady garden!”
“she had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight”
“ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole”
a polite way of referring to a woman’s s-xual area…in particular the pubic hair.
i think i need to give my lady garden a small trim before my date!
a nice neat and tidy set of p-b-s that surround the female genetalia.
kerry returned from the ladies, with a blow-dried lady garden.
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