Lady Job
giving a manual s-xual favor to a female, usually a standard fingering. can be used to gain favor or social capital with that female. it’s the female version of the standard bl-w j-b to gain favor or social capital with a male.
note: standard c-nn-l-ng-s may also be used in the lady job.
sarah: “hey i heard that you p-ssed your 300-level spanish cl-ss. how did you do it?”
jordan: “i gave my prof two lady jobs a day for the entire semester.”
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