Lady Marmalade
the female version of a “jamboy.” ‘jamboy’s’ were young coloured boys who were smeared with jam to attract all the bugs and insects away from the rich golfers. if they were successful, they got to keep the pot jam! the term “lady marmalade” applies to women.
the plantation owner had a lot of jamboys and lady marmalades on hand for his golf tournament.
well – marmalade is a jam or jelly made from citrus peals – that is from the zest of a tangy fruit, with some sugar, etc.
so lady marmalade would be a tangy, sugary, zesty ‘lady’
he met marmalade down in old new orleans
struttin’ her stuff on the street
she said “h-llo,
hey joe, you wanna give it a go?” mmm, mmm.
itchi gitchi ya ya da da
itchi gitchi ya ya here
mocha-choca-lata ya ya
creole lady marmalade
voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
a song that was redone by christina aguilera, li’l kim, pink, and mya for the movie moulin rouge. the video for the song was apparently supposed to be s-xy and provocative, but truthfully they all just looked like sl-tty french clowns.
did you see that lady marmalade video? hahahahaha! it was hillarious! i couldn’t stop laughing!
a lady marmalade is when you take a woman and lay her down and smother her in orange marmalade… you then procede to lick the marmalade from her genetalious areas slowly and pleasurably…
i gave wilma a “lady marmalade” the other day… man did i lick her down good!!!!!
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