lady poofta


a rare sub-population of dyk-. often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.

although similar to the common ‘butch dyk-‘ or ‘bulldyk-‘ in demeanor, obesity and general sh-tness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pr-nounced facial and back hair. further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large cl-toris are observed.

due to this particularly large cl-toris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a ‘veginis’.
#1 ‘dude did you hear about tammy?’
#2 ‘tammy? that lady poofta on 5th and main?’
#1 ‘yeah dude, sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis’

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