Lady Porn
1: girly magazines that we all secretly love, no matter how feminist we try to be
2: softcore romance novels that are basically the scripts for p-rn, but more 18th century and cheesy.
1: elle, vogue, cosmo, seventeen, etc, etc.
2: they’re the paperbacks in the sh-tty bookstores, often featuring fabio on the covers, shirt unb-ttoned, hair billowing in the wind.
in a sentence–
girl 1: look, there’s a sh-tty bookstore!
girl 2: let’s go in and get some lady p-rn!
girl 1: yay!
-note: definitions are interchangeable
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