Lafayette, California


a small town in the east bay where a lot of wealthy white folks live. kids get very good education and most go to college. teenagers love to party and smoke a lot of weed while their parents work great jobs and cover for their kid’s partying. its a very fun town to live in!
“beer pong and weed are common interests for many teenagers in lafayette, california.” says lafayette kid.
a place which some people call “the bubble” because it is so sheltered. rich white kids live in 4 million dollar houses and minorities live in 500 thousand apartments. in one of the wealthiest places; the bay area. sometimes white boys like to pretend like they are black because they smoke weed but they are truly not and will never be.
“woah i just saw a homeless person!!!! those exist??!?”
“yeah one time i went to san francisco and saw one. never seen one in lafayette, california before.”

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