lag armor
in a video game, specifically first person shooters, where a person with a poor connection (lagger) is still able to control himself while other players have a hard time killing him because of his laggy motions. the lagger usually scores much higher than other players cause of this advantage
g-dd-mnit! i keep getting pwned by this f-g with his lag armor! he must be on a running roit! f-ck!
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