Lagoon Cougar
a middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. in fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.
the lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. as the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.
“i was having a great time last night had a few shots, a couple of beers and i was picked up by a h-rny middle aged woman. when i woke up in the morning i was in bed with a lagoon cougar.”
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