Lagoontang


noun

1. a woman who upon exiting the saltw-ter has seaweed, kelp and several small invertebrates trapped in the gusset of her bikini bottoms. this ecosystem should remain living there for no less than 2 days.

2. a term used to describe a woman’s v-g-n- that emanates the sulfuric stench combined with the fishiness of lagoon water.
“when i pulled off her bikini bottoms, the smell from her lagoontang was reminiscent of trips to the beach as a kid. hey, there’s spongebob!”

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