Lagos cab


name given to unlicensed mini-cabs in london. often found hanging around pubs and clubs in the early hours of the morning. not as safe as the official london cab, but a lot cheaper. standard practice that the p-ssenger has to give directions. also usual for the fare to be agreed in advance only for driver or p-ssenger (usually both) to dispute said fare when being dropped off.
f-ck it, we’ve missed the night bus, let’s sort out a lagos cab.

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