laguard


to masticate morsels of organic compounds from a portable synthetic containment device.

basically to eat food out of a cheap plastic baggy.
the man got hungry so he decided to laguard some pretzels for lunch.
to scarf down major food from a freaking bag, man…. o.o
dood.. when i’m hungry, i laguard cereal from zip locks, man…

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