when you talk to or text a girl for a long period of time for the sole purpose of hitting that.
“dude… you told her you love her?”
“shhh, i’m just lagulating bruh.”
- leather skites
making kites out of leather skirts hey mate do you want to make leather skites: kites made from leather skirts via giphy
the zealous affection towards someone or something both physically and emotionally brought out by either appearance, notion, or memory of said person or object. timmy had lipharus feelings towards sarah because he like her long flowing hair and big beautiful eyes.
means “looked” used commonly by lower cl-ss minorities who didn’t learn proper english in grade school. minority: i was gonna buy some jordans but they lookted fake white guy: don’t you mean “looked” ? save your money and go read a dictionary
- lubricated p*n*s
a w-lly so wonderful you will always want more. generally an uncirc-mcised p-n-s large enough to incite considerable pleasure. ow! i wish you had a lubricated p-n-s like eli. his is amazing. rodrigo’s p-n-s is great. he has a lubricated p-n-s.
- mama reindeer
mama reindeer is yore best friend. she’s there for u when you need her and she’s really loyal. she can do whatever you ask her. don’t miss the chance to own one of these magnificent reindeers. wow that girl is such a mama reindeer! i can’t believe she just helped that old lady!