Lagunalepsy
a common medical condition when “laguna beach” is on television and you stare in astonishment as you are unable to change the channel. and you have to watch this conversation over a nice dinner…
alex: “i like your shirt.”
jason: “thanks, hun.”
alex: “i like your pants.”
jason: “thanks, hun.”
alex: “i like your face.”
dude, i totally got lagunalepsy last night when kristen’s t-tties were popping out, even though i love lc the most.
common response from friend: “shut up you f-cking f-ggot.”
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