Laid Train


a term used to describe how a male has vigorously pleasured a woman. often used by the male’s friends to describe the s-xual encounter performed on his “social female”. a metaphor using the word “train” to describe a male’s s-x organ during the act of s-xual intercourse. not a p-ssionate saying but an aggressive phrase depicting intense pelvic thrusting during s-x. it is more acceptable for males to use as females would appear to be quite promiscuous.
tall bro: “to be perfectly honest with you bro, that girl isn’t even that hot…. for real.”

short bro: “what the f are you talking about bro? you ain’t even laid train yet!!!”

acceptable (male)
william: hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?

lawrence: train was laid my friend. tracks and all.

unacceptable (female)
roxy: hey lu, you look really beat.

lu: oh i know, i met this group of guys at the club last night. they laid train on me and i made them breakfast this morning. you try making 16 omlettes!!

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