laifuita


laughing as i f-ck you in the -ss.

similar to lol lmao and rofl but only phaggot-ss phaggots say rofl because no one has ever actually rofled after anything, especially if you’re sitting in a dark rhume diddling your taintpipe. it’s just for attention-starved -sswipes who can’t coin there own stimulating, creative acronyms like me.
pony boy: laifuita

f-cklife: lafluida. hey karen, wanna make some apple b-tter? we can start by skraping my taint and bare spot, because as everyone knows, i have no b-lls and am wasting my life with a ridiculous, conflicted tease who would rather take satisphaction from leading someone down a dark and windy road of celibacy than engage in the most basic, necessary functions of life. f-cking for christ sake. i’m nevir geting lade!!! where’s my kooking show!!

sh-twad: la-looooooool!!

pony boy: ¡vive la lol!

sh-twad: ho-huh!

pony boy: gtfoh!

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