lake camelot
boring -ss little subdivision in illinois surrounded by cornfields like 20 minutes away from pekin and about 15 minutes away from peoria…
most kids have no life and are either at the pool or beach all day or are vandalising sh-t and doing drugs…
-one of the kids that vandalise sh-t and doing drugs is currently in rehab…woo baby…
this little town thing mainly consists of old people, rich people, and above average newly started families…
the little gas station on the outskirts of l.c. has a rule dumb-ss rule in which yew have to 18 to buy a f-cking energy drink which p-sses all of the kids that vadalise sh-t and do drugs off insanely f-cking bad…
everyone who lives here are very nosey and b-tchy and always craving toknow everyones buisness and calling the cops on anyone and everyone that has done something bad or something that those nosey people think is wrong…
many lawsuits are formed against people for dumb-ss reasons so beware…
my family hasbeen in 3…
2 of which were caused by me sickingmy dogs on annoying h-ll peopleand the other cuz me and my friend, “wolfey”, started sh-t with my neighbor by calling her a sl-t because she tried to sleep with my dad while he was on holiday right before he went to iraq…
then she started telling everyone at cat the im a duggie, my sister is a wh-r-, and my grandpa was a pervert…
it eventually got down tomy dad and grandma since they work at cat too and just laughed histerically cuz she didnt have the guts to say that to my face…
never move to lake camelot…
it is the rich version of a hick town…
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