Lake Erie Monster


a lake erie monster is the biggest baddest sh-t that someone leaves in a toilet bowl for the next person to admire. so named after lake erie, one the great lakes because that’s where the monster swims to eventually.
son of a b-tch! some b-st-rd left a lake erie monster in sh-tter at the car wash!
usually in context of a s-xual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. like so – stuff a woman’s v-g-n- with mentos, then using a funnel to pour c-ka-cola, pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.
last night my girlfriend said she wanted a lake erie monster, so i had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).

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