Lake Latonka
a puny 2 mile long community in mercer pennsylvania based around a pond of stagnant water that for some reason, the inhabitants believe is okay to swim in, considering that the water grows a thick layer of stinking bacteria filled sc-m every year that slowly makes its way to the swimming area. the lake is home to many old people, mostly retired, a few democrats and an absolute -ssload of republicans. most people are zombies, highly unfriendly, and white. the lake has two big water towers which are the only eye-catching thing there and has native american tribe names for street addresses. how cute.
robert: i got a waterborne disease while swimming…
john: did you swim at lake latonka?
robert: yeah, why?
john: congratulations, you’re going to die.
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