Lake Nose
a condition in which one cannot stop sneezing, blowing their nose, or sniffling. this condition occurs specifically after spending a day on lake hopatcong, most likely from getting water in the nasal p-ssage. usually a self diagnosis.
ugh! i have lake nose and i can’t breathe now.
i don’t want to go swimming because then i’ll get lake nose…
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