Lake Placid Surprise
a variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open -n-s towards his partners trusting face. just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good -rg-sm.
friend: how’d your date with ryan go?
laurianne: i don’t think i’ll be seeing him again. he farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
friend: oh no, he gave you the ole lake placid surprise!
#69 #farts #-rg-sm #s-x
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