Lake Placid

a small hicktown in central florida in highlands county, closest to larger hicktowns such as avon park and sebring.
it has a population of a little over 2,000, not including the m-ssive amount of underpaid illegal mexican migrant workers that come to pick oranges. lake placid prides itself in the fact that it has 30 named lakes.
there’s absolutely nothing to do here, unless you like old people, oranges, caladiums, lakes, or beef o brady’s.
lake placid has no walmart, no movie theater, no mall (the closest good one is two hours away), and nothing is open 24 hours.
lake placid high school is known for it’s sh-tty football team and 23% dropout rate, and nothing else. the party scene is pretty much the only thing kids have to do. teen pregnancy is huge here, with at least 15 girls pregnant during the 2007-2008 school year.

it was created to be a vacation town for the wealthy people of lake placid, ny, but eventually turned into a community of it’s own. it was founded by the creator of the dewey decimal system.

lake placid is also a city in new york, and a sh-tty movie about a giant alligator.
sebring kids: “there’s a huge party going on in lake placid tonight. i hate those f-cking redneck hicks, but let’s go get us some free booze!”

“the movie lake placid sucked.”
when skimming a cross murky waters you simultaneously have a close encounter with god.
saint andre johns son had a lake placid while water skiing on lake winnibigoshish.
lake placid- n. place in upstate newyork. small village consisted of around 5, 000 people. wealthy people inhabit the area and robert politi, a born native, currently took over as mayor after several judicial positions. the famous four diamond hotel, the mirror lake inn resides on the lake. and the kids like to chill at what used to be called ” the boardwalk” the olympics were hosted there two times, once in 1932 and the other in 1980. the olympic ski jumps, arena, training center, luge and bob sled run, and water arials all inhabit the area.
girl: hey lets go get dinner
dude: i only have 700 dollars and that will get us a salad in lake placid
when a guy fills up a girls belly b-tton with his load
hill pulled out and blew all over aaron’s stomach and gave him a nice lake placid.
when, during or after s-x, the guy randomly jumps off the edge of the bed. then when the girl goes to check why he jumped off he wraps his legs around her head (making sure that her face/nose is up against his -ss) then he farts or sh-ts as hard as he can.
baxter: “guess what i f-ckin’ did this weekend?!”

chris: “what happened, bro?!”

baxter: “i gave some stupid b-tch a lake placid!”

chris: “haha! boo-yah!”
a movie with a couple of c-ck suckers f-ck a crocadile.
to c-m on a chicks hair without her permission.
fred gave that b-tch the old lake placid last night.