lakeland

place where people go to die….

and theres nothing to do but shop at the abundance of walmarts, publixs badc-ck, home depots, or sonics….
1: so what do you want to do tonight?
2: i dunno whats to do in lakeland?
1: die.
a place in florida from which all evil in the universe originates. it is the ominous sp-wning grounds of the deleterious publix corporation, hometown to murderer ray lewis, and the cr-ppiest festival in the world, known as “sun ‘n’ fun.”

oh, and there’s a lot of dumb emo kids around too.
lakeland is the place where if you had a choice to live in lakeland or north dakota, you should pick north dakota.
synonymous with dead end. the most god awful part of the greater western hemisphere, with the worst taxi service.

a typical sat-rday night in lakeland consists of a)publix supermarkets or b)getting sh-t faced in some backwoods barnhouse
if you really hate yourself, you gotta check out lakeland!
the most sophisticated rest stop in the eastern us. located conveniently between orlando and tampa on i-4, and featuring numerous grocery stores and fast food chains, as well as several quality movie theaters, this little town appeared as a top-100 tourist attractins for 2005 in central-to-eastern florida, edging out disney world to make this prestigious list. see also bland,dull,emo, redneck,monotomy.
hey, what do you say we stop in lakeland to grab a sub from publix and fill up on gas?
a city in central florida that is located between tampa and orlando on the i-4 tech corridor. the city has recently transformed itself into a technology hub of the east coast. here, many start up tech companies have taken home and allowed the area to support higher educational facilities.

having a variety college students, the lakeland metro area is home to 6 regional universities. these universities include the university of south florida polytechnic, florida southern, southeastern university, polk state college, and many more. as a result of this influx of college students, the town itself caters to a mix of young adults as well as families.

the nightlife is very diverse in downtown lakeland. on a standard night, the locals can sample cuban, irish, new orleans, and sports bars. the hot dog stand is absolutely clutch in this town as it helps stop a hangover and serves any topping you want including chili and cheese.

brewz crewz is a must as the city closes down its streets to cars, so that hundreds of people can partic-p-te in drinking as many beers as possible in public. lakeland is known also for closing off downtown streets at night for first friday.
want to stop off in lakeland and eat as many chili cheese dogs and pipos as possible?
a small citish area in the middle of florida. it has a lot of lakes, but not the most in the county. it was discovered by a guy named munn a long time ago. there is not a huge amount to do, except go to the amc (which is only $5.50, not the movies) and do large amount of nothing.
i hope you aren’t going to lakeland, it sucks.
a psychiatric hospital in springfield, mo…
a place where people under 18 are sent when they are f-cked up or crazy…or are a 13 year old crack wh-r-…
alot of lesbians..asians..and black people are the counselors
“dude? what happened to johnny”?
“man…he molested some little kid when he was high on xanax…they sent his -ss to lakeland!”

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