Lakewood, Ohio
lakewood, about seven miles west of cleveland (a city that may appear beautiful but is really ghetto and ugly and cold in winter and hot as f-ck in summer), is a rather large, and very sh-tty, city. it is located on lake erie but has no beaches availabe to the public. there is nothing to do, and there are many areas in lakewood where you would not feel comfortable walking at any time. perverted men scream at you from their car window and you may be forced to hide on adjacent street corners from said men. the schools are very overrated. it may be the worst place in america to raise your kids (even though some delusional person said it was the best).
person 1: wow, lakewood, ohio is really sh-tty!
person 2: haha ikr
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