Lakhan
an indian kid who’s obsessed with kobe bryant. he thinks he’s the coolest kid on the block. he loves playing basketball, it’s the only time he’s serious. lakhan sometimes looks angry when he’s not paying attention, even when he’s in a good mood.
he can be a d-ck to his closest friends without realizing it, when he’s not being f-cked up, he’s really cool and usually smiling. when lakhan drives, he likes to get crazy and run down little kids in his car. he rarely does anything without his basketball posse.
ex. 1
guy: man, that guy is so d-mn complicated!
girl: i know, i think his name’s lakhan, he thinks he’s so cool.
guy: he is cool!
ex.2
guy: man! that guy is a basketball master!
girl: of course he is! that’s f-cking lakhan! dumb-ss…
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