Lalks


when somebody talks – and laughs while doing it – so annoying
she lalks all the time, so she tells me a story and it goes like this – hahahahasoiwenttotheshopshahahahahandyouwon’tbelievehahahahawhathappenedhahahaha.
“lalk” was made/discovered, when somebody in boreness looked at the word “alkohol” (meaning “alcohol”) put together like this:

alkoholalkoholalkoholalkohol

…if you look very carefully you can see the word “lalk” hidden in there:

alkoho(lalk)oho(lalk)oho(lalk)ohol

…when ppl started asking questiens about the meaning of the word, they were given the answer: “it means…ehhh…laughing and loud kontest (contest)”

…and that’s how “lalk” was formed…and it has been like that ever since…
spanden-cf: “jeg sidder ved min mors bærbare…”
knas: “lalk”

or…

person #1: “i just saw an enormous, flying donut outside my window”
person #2(blaeks_prut): “lalk mand lalk”

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