state of mind after waking up from an unbelievably sick party.
i woke up from a lamar odom coma and said “hi” to a kardashian.
- cl*ssy c*ck
a c-ck in a suit and tie. d-mn, that is one cl-ssy c-ck. d-mn, that is one cl-ssy c-ck.
- light my wick
impress me. excite me. fill me with enthusiasm. to see you standing on one leg, drinking a gl-ss of beer while reciting a shakespearian sonnet, doesn’t exactly light my wick.
- redneck g
a redneck g is a southern hybrid of a half country boy, and half white urban/suburban gangster. most of these have become more comfortable dressing in baggy hip hop style clothes, however their ethics and values default to that of a good country upbringing. there are some things you can fade in texas, but you […]
- bowl of gravy
feeling like a bowl of gravy is code for being super blazed. dude i feel like a bowl of gravy bro.
- booty roost
much like throwing a fat roost with your dirt scooter (dirtbike), booty roost is when you throw roost out your anue when your stool is anything less than solid. bro, i can’t ride another lap! i gotta get to a bathroom a throw some booty roost!