Lamb Shearer


a person who enjoys using sharp objects to cut the excess wool of of small, unprotecting lambs (whose names freuqently begin with the letter k and end with n). these vulnerable and pathetic lambs need a strong and big eyed boy whose name may or may not be will robinson to shear them frequently. these lambs may also need protection from prowling wolves such as kendall and sydney. beware.
i called on the lamb shearer to take care of the poor and helpless little lamb named kristen jackson.

sydney and kendall almost devoured me, but my fearful lamb shearer rescued me from their sharp fangs.

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