lambert


a mean -ss sheep that beats you with his -ss.
oh f-ck! its lambert!!
defined by the actions of former american idol contestant adam lambert onstage, in which he grasped a dancer by the back of the head. he then proceeded to shove the dancer’s face into his groin, and thrust his hips vigorously.

the action of thrusting one’s hips into someone’s face is now known as a “lambert”.
man, that girl’s a b-tterface! it’s a good thing i don’t have to look at it when i lambert her.
when you loan your brand new sweatshirt to a hot chick at an auto race,football game or any outdoor sporting event, and then she takes off with it.
joe loaned his brand new, $55 ford mustang sweatshirt to the trophy girl during the stock car race sat-rday night because it got cold. too bad she pulled a lamberts on him.
n. a term for a grown man who calls in sick to work at least twice a week with lame excuses
joe called in sick today again! his uncles cousin has hemhoroids and he needs to go pull them off
what a lambert!
1:
a subst-tution for the word “c-nt”, most often used in the town of colchester, where local team manager paul lambert left colchester united for local rivals norwich city.

2:
a person lacking intelligence and/or common sense.
1: “the referee at today’s game is such a f-cking lambert”

2: “he got a low test score. what a lambert”
a subst-tution for the word “c-nt”, most often used in the town of colchester, where colchester united’s manager paul lambert left for local rivals norwich city. after beating norwich 7-1 a week ago.
you’re such a lambert!
the sheepish lion, jeez, dont you people watch cartoons?
lambert was a lion raised by a sheep mommy and the rest of the herd of sheep.
and no he did not eat them.
lambert is so f-ckin cute, he saved his sheep mommy from danger!

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