Lambohov


the single most dangerous northern-european ghetto, located in the south-western part of the run-down industrial city of linköping.

some basic lambohov survival-tips:

1. don’t look anyone in the eyes, they will feel threatend and the will probably stab you dead right on the spot.

2. never go outside after 6 p.m. barricade yourself inside your home and always keep your 12-gauge near in case there is a notorius “lambotown home raid”

3. always travel light and by bike, unless you wanna score some crack, in which case line 202 is the place to be.
every kid born in lambohov is bound to become a diciple of the street. wörd.

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