lambug
stressed out as a result of sh-tting bricks all day and then fingering your -sshole relentlessly for 5 hours using italian dressing as lube; the funny feeling you get when you are chewing mashed potatoes; when someone walks up to you, pulls down their pants, and rips -ss in your belly b-tton; another word for a p-n-s covered in cauliflower.
cecil was lambuged after traveling to danny’s house with a tummy full of taco flavored burritos; awaiting sweet lambug, ryan smith busted a nut after hearing that the cafe was serving mashed potatoes for lunch; cecil and darrington walked silently behind raluca, and lambuged her by surprise simultaneously; bryce has a nasty lambug
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