lamegamedame
a poor long suffering wife who must listen to the details of her husband’s lame golf game, hole by excruciating hole, for hours ad nauseam.
babe, you would believe it, i figured out what i was doing off the tee!
uh huh.
then i dog legged left for a bogie,
uh huh.
wham, right into the hole. couldn’t miss.
uh huh.
omg, i am a lamegamedame listening to this.
i really have my grip down now.
uh huh.
look out, tiger!
uh huh.
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