lameontologist


(n) lameontologist: (lāmēˌənˈtäləjist)

one who follows formerly mainstream trends that are neither old nor new enough to be bold, daring, or innovative.

origin early 21st cent.: from lameo- of a certain french douchebag + greek onta ‘beings’ (neuter plural of ōn, present participle of einai ‘be’ ) + -logy .
1. “are you seriously wearing shutter shades in a non-ironic manner? those are so 2006. go digging at nordstrom rack for more washed-up choices in accessories you f-cking lameontologist.

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