lamprey
an uncirc-mcised p-n-s. so named because of the resemblance between the puckered-up foreskin at the end of the flaccid p-n-s and the sucker mouth of a lamprey.
antonio’s uncut – he’s got big old lamprey in his pants.
a firm attachment accompanied by sucking of one individual’s mouth to another individual’s -n-s, forming a complete seal.
last night i totally did the lamprey on a chick’s -sshole.
an -sshole, esp. parasitic or slovenly, though sometimes anatomically.
get this- those lampreys at my hmo denied payment on my pancreat-tis treatment just because “the subject failed to properly disclose his hair had no such ‘dirty-blond’ status, but was instead ocre-hued.”
slang for a female’s shaved pubic hair/v-g-n-.
“since p-ssy shaving is so common, should we really use the word ‘beaver’ anymore? perhaps it should be changed to ‘lamprey’.”
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