Lamptee
a lamptee is a street lamp the shape of a t,, chavs like to dangle off these things,, as do crazy dare-doers and moshers.
mothers secretly sneak out at night times and join the lamptee cleaners social crue.. this crue cleans the lamptees and makes sure they all work.
the “lamptee” crew.. this crew orignates in the westmidlands area,, where chavs and rockers mix in harmony and dangle each other of the lamptees.
yahmom: lets go hang on thee lamptee bled! come be mah lamptee crew well be shizzling our nizzle bredrin.
unnat: yooo! brrrrrraaaaaap!! shizzling mah nizzle till it j-zzle bro!! on dah lamptee lets go sh-te sum lamptee -rs-!!
unnatsmom: i do not want that bad language being repeated on my lamptee yahmom && unnat please!
unnat: ok =
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