lampwank
(n) a quirky insult implying that the receiver is a frequent or renowned masturbator, who resembles or is comparable to a lamp, or alternatively, involves lamps in masturbatory practices.
(v) lampw-nking -(inf) lampw-nkery
1: “good afternoon.”
2: “get f-cked, you f-cking lampw-nk b-st-rd.”
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