lamward


a word to describe someone who is being awfully r-t-rded and awkward. they are generally being super lame…
-girl invites guy who likes her to come over to her house. they are watching a movie-

-girl-
“sooo..why are you sitting wayyyyy over there?”
“why won’t you answer me..?”
“stop ignoring me!”
-boy-
“i’m not.” he barely whispers.
-girl-
“your being a f-cking lamward get out of my house.”

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