LAN hootenanny


n. a lan party also meeting the parameters necessary for a hootenanny, especially when occurring south of the mason-dixon line. warning: in order for a lan party to be an official “lan hootenanny”, all ethernet cables must be home-made, and include at least four (4) visible home-made connections. solder on those connections is highly optional! excessive use of duct-tape on, around, inside of, or across any computers at a lan hootenanny should always be expected. excessive use of the word aight is recommended for the full effect.
oneshot: hey, btone, what we gonna do this here comin’ weekend?

btone: well heck, i don’ know. what you say we have us a lan hootenanny!?

oneshot: aight. les’ go. yer on.

btone: aight. you jest hold on; i’ll be there in my ol’ chiv-ro-lett in jest a spell. les’ git-r-done.

oneshot: aight.

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