Lancashire
winner of the war of the roses
lancashire beat yorkshire in the war of the roses
county in the north west of england, including lancaster, blackpool, bolton, etc…
he lives in bolton, in lancashire
lancashire, la la la
lancashire, la la la
better than yorkshire!
lancashire is better than you!
lancashire is situated in the north-west of england. its main places include bolton, blackburn, burnley, preston, and lancaster.
okay…so basically its a bit of a dump. the nicer places for example whalley and cl-theroe had a luckier escape when chavs came around but unfortuatly the others didnt succeed. lancashire people are considered thick as they have sluggish accents and sound as if they have mental problems (but we really dont =])
lancashire aint the best place to live, but the northeners that live there couldnt be more proud. i live in lancshire, and i wouldnt move for the world!
i bloomin’ love lancashire me
i were born here, i were raised here
and i thought i were gonna die here
that’s until work come to me and said
we got a new plant down south
your gonna have to move down there for work
to coventry! boooooooooo!
well i didn’t know what to do for best
so i thought i’d have a bit of a stroll around
get some memories
see if i can figure out what i’m going for dee.
i kissed my girl
by pc world
i dropped me crisps
outside wh smiths
they chopped down that tree
to build a kfc
good!
in this lancashire town
this lancashire town
we both held hands
outside matalan’s
i tucked in me vest
outside the old nat west
i dreamt of gherkins
outside dorothy perkins
in this lancashire town
my lancashire town
best county ever. better than yorkshire and the whole south of england.
the rose always looked better in red.
the cr-ppist, most unlikely of places to find a decent person…….who doesn’t like sheep.
yorkshire man: oh sh-t, sorry lamby, we’re gonna have to put you down, that b-st-rd is stuck in your -rs- again.
voice from inside sheep: what do you expect? im from lancashire.
lancashire, aka. sh-tbucket, home of chinese people and crazy swimmers. nowhere near as good as yorkshire.
t’only good thing t’c-m oot’ve lancashire is t’train.
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